"Sweet little kittens are transformed in a fire. Crawling from the ashes come forth grinning metallic devils with sharp claws and fire blazing in their eyes."
"aw cute kitty candles! ^-^ oh, they’re showing it with the wick burning? odd choice, but i guess it IS a candle after all. oh.. it’s still going. what- wHAT IS THAT. WHAT. OH MY GOSH"